How Low Can You Go?

FA TROPHY 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND REPLAY 
Att : 252

SUTTON UNITED - 0
UXBRIDGE - 1   [Swift 28]

Now, I realise that these reports do convey pretty much how I saw the game. But, in a case such as this where we were so utterly bad, I also realise that even my colourful use of the English language may not quite convey the full horror.

Shame Shit, Different Cup

FA TROPHY 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND
Att : 204

UXBRIDGE - 2   [Nicholls 37. Swaysland 54]
SUTTON UNITED - 2   [Elliot 22. Castledine 90]

Now, I’m all for maintaining traditions and that, but this is getting ridiculous.

A Brief Flash Of Optimism…Oh

RYMAN FULL MEMBERS CUP 3rd ROUND
Att: 110

UXBRIDGE - 2  [Tunnel 5. Clarke 79]
SUTTON UNITED - 0  

Silly me. Got carried away there for a moment. We go and sign a good solid striker in Rob Haworth to partner Whitmarsh up front and I’m off thinking we can actually start winning games again.
Wrong again Taz!