Somebody Call The Police!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 370

HENDON - 0
SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Ekoku 90]

Considering that Hendon is the home of the Metropolitan Police’s ‘training college’, then the Sutton team should think themselves lucky they didn't find the local plod feeling their collective collar for commiting a rather nasty bank holiday mugging in nearby Cricklewood.

Identity Crisis

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 652

SUTTON UNITED - 0     
CANVEY ISLAND – 1 [Vaughan 47]

Ah you bastards. After the flowing football of Tuesday night, we thought that an entertaining &  competitive game might possibly also ensue today. But sadly we were wrong. It was the second rate 5-3-2/3-5-2 ‘scared of our opponents/un-adventurous’ shite that saw us relegated last season that greeted us at GGL instead. Shame. 

Bolt Out Of The Blue

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 645

SUTTON UNITED - 2    Bolt (17) Salako (78)
BASINGSTOKE TOWN - 0   

I’m back!! Yep ol’ Taz has resumed match reporting duties having missed the Mighty U’s 1-1 opening day draw at Aldershot whilst shopping with the missus in Grimsby. How can you tell?? Well, the fucking report is here isn’t it!! (Chalmers!).

First Shot Fired

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 2547

ALDERSHOT TOWN - 1  [Protheroe 23]
SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Salako 76]

At last! Stand in reporter, Mr Chalmers has finally delivered his report for Saturday' game. Not bad, only the FOUR days late!!! This had better be good Paul...