NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE
Att: 1122
SOUTHPORT - 1 [Elam 73]
SUTTON UNITED - 1 [Winston 11]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
Nice long journey up north for a game we thought we had a chance of winning. It’s not that funny! With a dodgy result against Welling we needed to make amends, prove to them and us that we’re good enough for this league.
Saturday, 25 September 1999
Tuesday, 21 September 1999
U's Wings Clipped
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE
Att: 814
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Dack 6, 8]
WELLING UNITED - 3 [Hanlon 4, Bailey 38, Dennis 75]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
What a crap cup draw. I can imagine it now. Barry Davies standing there trying to be less boring than Graham Kelly, pulls our game out of the hat. “What a great game for a neutral”. Bollocks you twat.
Att: 814
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Dack 6, 8]
WELLING UNITED - 3 [Hanlon 4, Bailey 38, Dennis 75]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
What a crap cup draw. I can imagine it now. Barry Davies standing there trying to be less boring than Graham Kelly, pulls our game out of the hat. “What a great game for a neutral”. Bollocks you twat.
Saturday, 18 September 1999
I'm A Cider Drinker...
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE
Att: 2839
Yeovil Town – 1 [Long Haired Bloke 45]
Sutton United – 2 [Watson 65, Laker 75]
So, having finally got off the mark in the W column just last weekend, Sutton of course won their second Conference game in a row on Saturday with a stunning 2-1 success at early league leaders Yeovil. A side who until that afternoon hadn't conceded a goal, let alone lose at their isolated (and bloody windy) Huish Park fortress. Fucking football eh?
Att: 2839
Yeovil Town – 1 [Long Haired Bloke 45]
Sutton United – 2 [Watson 65, Laker 75]
So, having finally got off the mark in the W column just last weekend, Sutton of course won their second Conference game in a row on Saturday with a stunning 2-1 success at early league leaders Yeovil. A side who until that afternoon hadn't conceded a goal, let alone lose at their isolated (and bloody windy) Huish Park fortress. Fucking football eh?
Saturday, 11 September 1999
About Bloody Time!
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE
Att: 805
Sutton United – 3 [Watson 25,60 Dack 75]
Altrincham – 0
Well. It had to happen eventually didn't it. Law of averages, stopped clock right twice a day. All that stuff. The U’s have been in illustrious company recently. Only Newcastle United, Sheffield Wednesday, Oldham Athletic and some one else (I forget who!) were the only other sides in the top 5 divisions without a win before today.
Att: 805
Sutton United – 3 [Watson 25,60 Dack 75]
Altrincham – 0
Well. It had to happen eventually didn't it. Law of averages, stopped clock right twice a day. All that stuff. The U’s have been in illustrious company recently. Only Newcastle United, Sheffield Wednesday, Oldham Athletic and some one else (I forget who!) were the only other sides in the top 5 divisions without a win before today.
Saturday, 4 September 1999
Cows Arses Remain Undamaged
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE
Att: 1326
Kettering Town – 1 [Abrahams 40]
Sutton United – 0
In the first few games of this Conference Campaign, one thing above all else has become apparent. Scoring is an proving to be something of an issue. For us that is, not the oppo. They seem to be managing just fine. In fact, it may have been said that we couldn't score in a brothel with a 50 pound note attached to our genitalia. But all that did was start a debate about HOW it would be attached and how relatively painful\pain free each of those methods would be when it came to removal.
Att: 1326
Kettering Town – 1 [Abrahams 40]
Sutton United – 0
In the first few games of this Conference Campaign, one thing above all else has become apparent. Scoring is an proving to be something of an issue. For us that is, not the oppo. They seem to be managing just fine. In fact, it may have been said that we couldn't score in a brothel with a 50 pound note attached to our genitalia. But all that did was start a debate about HOW it would be attached and how relatively painful\pain free each of those methods would be when it came to removal.
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