Seven & A Half Bags Of Sand

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND
Att: 402

SUTTON UNITED - 5 [Akuamouah 17.28.61 Keevill 35 Haworth 90]
EASTLEIGH - 1 [Puckett 51]

Match Reporter: Bob

Bob’s responsible for this one as muggins here had to attend a family wedding. Ho hum.

Don't Get Carried Away Now!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 458

SUTTON UNITED - 2  [Haworth 16. Akuamouah 78]
CROYDON - 0

Now, this is good. But it’s also very irritating. After 6 weeks of the season, we’d managed to amass a grand total of 5 points. With tonight’s game, they’ve now got 6 points in 4 days.

Step Back In Amazement!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 352

HITCHIN TOWN - 0
SUTTON UNITED - 2  [Arkwright 28. Akuamouah 76]

Sigh. When are we going to get a win?? How much longer do we have to wait for three sodding points?? It’s depressing, I can tell you.......

Hang on a mo. We DID win!!! We actually bloody played a game this season and got 3 points!

Please Make It Stop

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 279

BASINGSTOKE TOWN - 3  [Davis 8. Sills 32. Gorman p90]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

So where do we go now? Ten games, or a quarter of the season played and we’re still awaiting a win.

Nine Down...

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 502

SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Murray 20]
ENFIELD - 1  [Georgiou 55]

Aw c’mon now lads, this shit just isn’t funny anymore. I know you’ve got to have a sense of humour to follow a Non-League club, but this is fucking ridiculous.

It's Essex Time...

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 206

GRAYS ATHLETIC - 3  [Abraham 24. Fiddes 29. Cooper 43]
SUTTON UNITED - 3  [Haworth 37. Palmer 66. Murray 74]

Let me tell you, a trip to Grays is not one of the favoured awaydays of the Sutton faithful.

Three into Twenty One

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 553

SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Boothe p57]
ST ALBANS CITY - 1  [Nabil 7]

And so it continues. Sutton’s incredibly crap start to the season is now firmly on track. Seven games played, no wins. Only 3 points won out of an available 21. Bag of shite.

More Harrowing Stuff

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 440

SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Mison 22]
HARROW BOROUGH - 1  [Hurlock p29]

The U’s painful start to the season continued at GGL last night, with Harrow being the latest side to take at least a point from Sutton by employing the cunning tactic of just simply turning up. Those devious bastards. The only answer we can think of it it’s some form of conspiracy as pretty much everybody we’ve played in the last couple of seasons has done it to us.