Down but not Down...

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 471

SUTTON UNITED - 0
FISHER ATHLETIC - 2   [Batt 13. Tomlin 30]

Well, this is it. After today, it should be all over. No, sadly I'm not talking about the end of the season, but rather the end of our stay in the Conference South. Yep, after today's no doubt inevitable defeat, we should sit some 15 points adrift of safety with only the 5 games left to play, a hugely inferior goal difference (about 27 worse off in fact than our 'nearest' rivals in fact) and when you consider the we've won just 4 games and managed only 27 goals in 37 matches so far, I think you'll agree that a miracle escape may now be somewhat beyond us.

Won't Be Long Now....

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 471

BISHOPS STORTFORD - 3  [Higgins 14. Edwards 39. Edwards 60]
SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Goodchild 76]

Dunno about you, but I had a cracking Saturday afternoon. There I was, at home, confined to my sofa, doubled up with flu feeling shit under my duvet with a big mug of lemsip. It was great.

Well, actually it wasn't.

More Bad U's

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 490

SUTTON UNITED - 1    [El-Salahi 85]
EASTBOURNE BOROUGH - 5  [Ramsay 4. Atkin 39. 67. Armstrong 46. Ballard 67]

We're fast counting down the games now until this wretched season is over and we can just consign it to the dustbin of history and get on with the task of getting back out of the Ryman as fast as humanly possible.

Iron Supplement Woes

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 494

BRAINTREE TOWN - 1   [Bloke p49]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

Right, With last weeks almost abject surrender and the realisation that our Conference South place is now all but lost, you can imagine an already tired and dejected support finding it hard to lift itself for fixtures such as this.

Anne Frank's Diary

SURREY SENIOR CUP 5th ROUND
Att: 279

WOKING - 3   [Sole 13. Morgan 56. Norville 88]
SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Johnson 39]

I'll be honest with you dear reader, the match reports have been a real pain in the arse this season. What with the dreadful stuff served up on the pitch most weeks, writing these things has become something of a chore. In fact, I'd say Anne Frank probably had more fun writing her famous diary than I have doing this stuff this year.

The Lingering Odour of Peach Schnapps....

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 485

SUTTON UNITED - 0
BOGNOR REGIS TOWN - 2    [Pearson 32. Knee 50]

Right, so we had to get 3 points at Dorch on saturday & fucked it up. So I guess we even more 'have to' get 3 points at home against Bognor today to make up for it.