Mind That Banana Skin

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND
Att : 420

SUTTON UNITED - 2   [Cornwall 20. Castledine 56]
MALDON TOWN - 0

Ah! It’s that time of year again. The start of our annual FA Cup adventure. And, on a couple of occasions in recent years, the end of our FA Cup adventure as well.

Unhappy Hunting Ground

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att : 364

BISHOPS STORTFORD - 2   [Hodges 28. Jackman 55]
SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Castledine 49]

When you’re having a good start to the season, the last thing you need to throw a spanner in the works is a visit to a ground where you’ve never won. Oh look, Bishops Stortford away!

Back On The Rocky Road To The Top

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att : 536

SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Gray p14]
BOGNOR REGIS TOWN - 0

Having got the expected first defeat out of the way, albeit in slightly disappointing circumstances, the U’s get back to the business of pissing this tinpot league with the visit of old friends Bognor.

Bloody Seagulls

CONFERENCE SOUTH

Att : 562

SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Pitcher 89]
WESTON SUPER MARE - 2   [Hogg  21. 24]

Bloody early kick offs.  What twat at the FA decided it was a good idea for internationals to be played at 3pm on a Saturday anyway? That's it, fuck over all the teams NOT involved (ie 99.9% of us) by staging a game on telly when we're supposed to be playing, so everyone goes down the pub instead.