Windy Couldn't Be Arsed...

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 703

HORNCHURCH - 3    [Stowe 46.55. Badu 88.]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

Match Reporter: Gareth

There should be a report here of our customary defeat at Bridge Lane, but sadly Windy, who was on reporting duties that day, has failed to produce anything despite saying he'll send it to us....shortly.

Urchins On Top

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 553

SUTTON UNITED - 1    [Martin 14.]
HORNCHURCH - 2    [Jackson 4. Elam 59.]

Four games, no wins and some rather poor footy has hardly marked down the start of the 2004-2005 season as one that will live long in the memory.

Borg-er Off Urchins!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 547

SUTTON UNITED - 3     [J.Nurse 28.72. Bailey 61p]
HORNCHURCH - 1     [Douglas 41]

Match Reporter: Gareth

I don’t like George Borg.

'Orrible Urchins

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 502

HORNCHURCH - 3    [Stirling 8. Graham 76. Johns 81]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

Please note, due to the rather awful nature of this defeat, the ‘match’ part of this report will be somewhat brief. But, fear not, all the rest of the usual bollocks is all here.