Saturday, 26 April 2008

Private Ceremony, No Flowers

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 471

SUTTON UNITED - 0  
CAMBRIDGE CITY - 3    [Sheringham 20. Neilson 37. 67]

Thank fuck that's over. A more painful season I could not have imagined, where our form barely raised above the level of 'fucking diabolical' and we've gone down with the sort of points total that would quite frankly make a Carshalton fan red-faced with embarrassment.

Tuesday, 22 April 2008

And Now, The End Is Near....

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 346

BOGNOR REGIS TOWN - 1  [Flukey 88]
SUTTON UNITED - 1   [McBean 57]

Game number 41 in a mostly incredibly bollocks series of 42. Oh joy. To make matters worse, this evenings trip to Bognor really should have been on the following Saturday this season, but thanks to the wonderful organisational skills at Conference HQ, some utter twat genuinely forgot about the play-offs when doing the fixture list. So halfway through the season, they announced that the last 2 fixtures had to be moved to accommodate them.

Saturday, 19 April 2008

A Nasty Stain In The Bath

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 747

BATH CITY - 2   [Foley 12. Walsh 65]
SUTTON UNITED - 3   [Dundas 7. McBean 24. 42]

Three to go. With relegation confirmed, there's little to really keep us interested in what remains of this season, apart from the struggles of our dear friends and neighbours at Colston Avenue, who find themselves in the familiar territory of the Ryman Premier Division relegation zone. But, whilst this admittedly puts a mild smirk on the face of your average U's follower, it simply can't make up for virtually 9 months of abject misery.

Saturday, 12 April 2008

Not A Wing Or A Prayer

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 456

SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Dundas 13]
WELLING UNITED - 2   [Ryan 25. Smith 67]

With our stay in the Conference South now officially over, we're left with 4 games to endure that really mean nothing. And when you consider how we've performed when the games HAVE meant something, we're not feeling that there's not going to be much to shout about in the last couple of weeks of the season.

Saturday, 5 April 2008

Jimmy and the Big 'R'

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 652

HAVANT & WATERLOOVILLE - 2   [Nightingale 45. McCallum 57]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

Well, it looks like that un-named club official wasn't wrong, as come Sunday lunchtime following the Fisher defeat the texts start flying. It seems that Ernie has indeed parted company with the club following the previous day's defeat, with the age old 'Mutual consent' being mentioned in the press release. My my. What a super campaign we're having. Not only is it possibly the worst season in the club's history, but with 5 games to go we're now looking at installing our 4th manager. Fucks sake.