Windy Couldn't Be Arsed...

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 703

HORNCHURCH - 3    [Stowe 46.55. Badu 88.]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

Match Reporter: Gareth

There should be a report here of our customary defeat at Bridge Lane, but sadly Windy, who was on reporting duties that day, has failed to produce anything despite saying he'll send it to us....shortly.

Borg-er Off Urchins!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 547

SUTTON UNITED - 3     [J.Nurse 28.72. Bailey 61p]
HORNCHURCH - 1     [Douglas 41]

Match Reporter: Gareth

I don’t like George Borg.

Think I Preferred Purfleet...

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 431

SUTTON UNITED - 0
THURROCK - 3    [Akurang 4. Linger 36. Lee 38]

Match Reporter: Gareth

With everyone’s favourite webmaster (Yeah right! - Taz) away shagging in Austria for the week, I’m afraid I was volunteered to do this report and it certainly wasn’t  quite as good a match as the last time I was roped in, for our two nil win at Hendon last season.

Bolt To The Rescue. Again

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 273

HENDON - 0
SUTTON UNITED - 2   [Fowler 47. Bolt 70]

Match Reporter: Gareth

Now the style of writing for this report may not be quite the same as you have become so accustomed to over the years as our regular intrepid reporter, Taz, chose not to venture to the delights of Hendon, preferring instead to attempt to get into some Austrian knickers (Cheers mate, makes me sound like I was trying on Lederhosen or something! - Taz), so the last week has involved much debate over who should do this report.