The Traffic Bollard

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 494

SUTTON UNITED - 4  [Arkwright 42. Boothe p55. OG 79. Murray 89]
HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS - 1  [Parker 49]

Oh yes, Colin Wall. What a player. What a muppet...

Essex. Flippin’ Essex

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 272

PURFLEET - 1  [Etherington 68]
SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Akuamouah 27]

Essex. Flippin’ Essex.

Ministry Of Sound

FA CUP 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND
Att: 1961

ALDERSHOT TOWN - 3 [Browne 41.49 Payne 44]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

Ah, the FA Cup! That marvellous old competition which conjours up images and age old stories of pride, passion and will to win all in the name of glory.

Jumbo Smarties

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 954

SUTTON UNITED - 2  [Palmer 65. Haworth 76]
ALDERSHOT TOWN - 0

It’s Tuesday night and in a dark alley somewhere in Sutton, two shadowy figures meet. A tall guy in a green top, wearing padded gloves is engaged in a whispered conversation with a shorter gentleman wearing an Amber coloured scarf.

Back To Normal

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 582

GRAVESEND & NORTHFLEET - 3  [Booth 4.50. Stadhart 21]
SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Boothe 15]

Ahhh it’s good to be back!

Whilst the mighty U’s were thrashing the life out of Jewson Wessex League titans Eastleigh in the cup on Saturday, I was getting very pissed, very cheaply at a wedding reception in Manchester.