Sutton Shine By The Sea

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND
Att: 396

LITTLEHAMPTON TOWN - 0    
SUTTON UNITED - 5  [Forrester 46. Thompson 47.89. Bolt 70. Sears 83] 

Uh oh, it’s one of those cup game things against a side from a much lower division. This could end in tears.

This Is Getting Silly

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 452

ST ALBANS CITY - 0     
SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Thompson 90]

Zzzzzzzzz, eh whassat?? Mmmm, sorry, must have dropped off there for a bit. I was just thinking back to yesterdays game and kind of nodded off. Strange that, can’t think why.

Ooooh Look. A draw.

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 468

SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Hodson 88]
SLOUGH TOWN - 1  [Deaner 30]

Yeah, our not-so-conquering heroes did it again. Another point gained when it really should have been 3.

Come On You U’szzzzzzzzz...

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 503

SUTTON UNITED - 2  [Forrester 40. Thompson 90]
PURFLEET – 2  [Coombs 4. Georgiou 44]

So, whats next after getting dumped out of the league cup by a bunch of Amateurs?? Ahh, yes, a visit from an agricultural Essex side. Lovely, can’t wait.

Casual? That’s One Word For It...

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 1st ROUND
Att: 166

CORINTHIAN CASUALS - 1  [Watney 70]
SUTTON UNITED – 0

Another word you could use would be "Shite". Most likely preceded by "A complete load of fucking gutless..."

Same Shit, Different Day

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 499

GRAVESEND & NORTHFLEET - 2  [Hegley 80. Booth 84]
SUTTON UNITED – 2  [OG 29. Nartey 79]

What is it with this place in bloody Kent?? Every time we come here, we play like utter wankers, performing like we’ve never even seen a football, let alone kicked one before.

Pesky Rodents

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 564

SUTTON UNITED - 2  [Bolt 33.78]
HAMPTON & RICHMOND BORO - 2  [Williams 42. Simpson 87]

Look, I don’t care what you say, they just are ok. Rodents with big squashed tails.

Sorry! We Didn’t Go!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 302

GRAYS ATHLETIC – 1  [Hazel 8]
SUTTON UNITED - 2  [Nartey 65. Sears 81]

Sorry folks, Taz was in Paris for the England game. So was Bob. Chalmers, who was also meant to be going, unfortunately ended up in St Helier hospital on Wednesday afternoon with a nasty stomach complaint.