RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 148
FORD UNITED - 2 [Allen 53. Poole p88]
SUTTON UNITED - 4 [Bailey 17.77 J-Nurse 56. Gray 87]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
With Dan missing this game with some feeble excuse about some work piss up in Central London (yes, that place twenty minutes away on the tube!!) I get free reign to go on about a load of gobbledegook for a paragraph or two once more.
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Showing posts with label Chalmers. Show all posts
Saturday, 3 April 2004
Saturday, 19 April 2003
A Pot Of Honey
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 257
MAIDENHEAD UNITED - 4 [Dunno! Sorry!]
SUTTON UNITED - 1 [Watson 46]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
After playing out a hard fought draw on Tuesday and earning a slightly fortunate, but deserved point we return the fixture and head over to York Road, and if we fancy it, visit a couple of pubs also.
I know. Us? Pubs? With our reputation?
Att: 257
MAIDENHEAD UNITED - 4 [Dunno! Sorry!]
SUTTON UNITED - 1 [Watson 46]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
After playing out a hard fought draw on Tuesday and earning a slightly fortunate, but deserved point we return the fixture and head over to York Road, and if we fancy it, visit a couple of pubs also.
I know. Us? Pubs? With our reputation?
Sunday, 10 November 2002
A Homer? For Us? Too Kind!
FA TROPHY 1ST ROUND
Att: 332
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Corbett 35. Bolt 70]
HARROW BOROUGH - 1 [McGavin 61]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
With Dan away “entertaining” a couple of young Austrian ladies this weekend, Chalmers, as I’ve become affectionately known (There's nothing affectionate about it, it's your surname you twat - Taz), has been mugged into passing on the benefit of my wisdom, if I have such a thing!
Att: 332
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Corbett 35. Bolt 70]
HARROW BOROUGH - 1 [McGavin 61]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
With Dan away “entertaining” a couple of young Austrian ladies this weekend, Chalmers, as I’ve become affectionately known (There's nothing affectionate about it, it's your surname you twat - Taz), has been mugged into passing on the benefit of my wisdom, if I have such a thing!
Tuesday, 23 April 2002
Slay The Dragon
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 440
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Gray 70. Mison 84]
GRAYS ATHLETIC - 2 [Abraham 89. Fiddes 90]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
Happy St George’s Day!
Att: 440
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Gray 70. Mison 84]
GRAYS ATHLETIC - 2 [Abraham 89. Fiddes 90]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
Happy St George’s Day!
Saturday, 3 March 2001
There’s Only One Gus Hurdle!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 509
SUTTON UNITED - 7 [Boothe 23. Whitmarsh 25. Haworth 35.75. Bolt 60.66.86]
DULWICH – 1 [Sears 31]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
I left Bob & Chalmers to scrap it out amongst themselves for the ‘honour’ of doing this one as I was away in not-so-sunny Cleethorpes for the missus birthday and was freezing my bollocks off watching Grimsby - Barnsley as this somewhat unexpected rout typically unfolded without me present. It appears Mr Chalmers drew the short straw, albeit initially...
Att: 509
SUTTON UNITED - 7 [Boothe 23. Whitmarsh 25. Haworth 35.75. Bolt 60.66.86]
DULWICH – 1 [Sears 31]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
I left Bob & Chalmers to scrap it out amongst themselves for the ‘honour’ of doing this one as I was away in not-so-sunny Cleethorpes for the missus birthday and was freezing my bollocks off watching Grimsby - Barnsley as this somewhat unexpected rout typically unfolded without me present. It appears Mr Chalmers drew the short straw, albeit initially...
Saturday, 23 December 2000
Title Contenders? Who Said That?
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 574
SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bolt]
HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2 [Lee. Parker]
Match reporter: Chalmers
The last game before Xmas. Tis’ the season to be jolly and all that crap.
The geezer who came up with that one can’t have been a U’s fan. There’s been hardly anything jolly about watching ‘em this season
Att: 574
SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bolt]
HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2 [Lee. Parker]
Match reporter: Chalmers
The last game before Xmas. Tis’ the season to be jolly and all that crap.
The geezer who came up with that one can’t have been a U’s fan. There’s been hardly anything jolly about watching ‘em this season
Saturday, 11 November 2000
FTFC? No comment!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 644
SUTTON UNITED - 1 [Bolt 52]
FARNBOROUGH TOWN – 0
Report by Chalmers
Home games are not the easiest to write about for this site. For away games you don’t just find out about what happened in the game (Do they? First I’ve bloody heard of it! - Taz), you find about how pissed we got, what pubs we got pissed in and who made an arse of themselves while pissed. You get the idea...
Att: 644
SUTTON UNITED - 1 [Bolt 52]
FARNBOROUGH TOWN – 0
Report by Chalmers
Home games are not the easiest to write about for this site. For away games you don’t just find out about what happened in the game (Do they? First I’ve bloody heard of it! - Taz), you find about how pissed we got, what pubs we got pissed in and who made an arse of themselves while pissed. You get the idea...
Thursday, 20 April 2000
The Aftermath
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE
Att: 460
SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Hutchinson 70]
SCARBOROUGH – 2 [Rennison 22, Brodie 39]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
Not many people were stupid enough to turn up for the aftermath of the Kingston debacle. (See, I wasn't so bloody stupid after all! - Taz).
Att: 460
SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Hutchinson 70]
SCARBOROUGH – 2 [Rennison 22, Brodie 39]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
Not many people were stupid enough to turn up for the aftermath of the Kingston debacle. (See, I wasn't so bloody stupid after all! - Taz).
Saturday, 4 March 2000
We’re Grim Oop North
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE
Att: 889
ALTRINCHAM – 3 [Timmons 46, Ellison 49, Russell 83]
SUTTON UNITED – 0
Match Reporter: Chalmers
Unfortunately, due to the other half’s birthday, ‘Ol Taz was unable to attend Sutton’s umpteenth relegation six pointer of this campaign. So, for the first time since October, Match report duties fell to fellow drunkard, Mr Chalmers. Here is his story.
Att: 889
ALTRINCHAM – 3 [Timmons 46, Ellison 49, Russell 83]
SUTTON UNITED – 0
Match Reporter: Chalmers
Unfortunately, due to the other half’s birthday, ‘Ol Taz was unable to attend Sutton’s umpteenth relegation six pointer of this campaign. So, for the first time since October, Match report duties fell to fellow drunkard, Mr Chalmers. Here is his story.
Saturday, 25 September 1999
A Point! And Runcorn Still Smells...
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE
Att: 1122
SOUTHPORT - 1 [Elam 73]
SUTTON UNITED - 1 [Winston 11]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
Nice long journey up north for a game we thought we had a chance of winning. It’s not that funny! With a dodgy result against Welling we needed to make amends, prove to them and us that we’re good enough for this league.
Att: 1122
SOUTHPORT - 1 [Elam 73]
SUTTON UNITED - 1 [Winston 11]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
Nice long journey up north for a game we thought we had a chance of winning. It’s not that funny! With a dodgy result against Welling we needed to make amends, prove to them and us that we’re good enough for this league.
Tuesday, 21 September 1999
U's Wings Clipped
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE
Att: 814
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Dack 6, 8]
WELLING UNITED - 3 [Hanlon 4, Bailey 38, Dennis 75]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
What a crap cup draw. I can imagine it now. Barry Davies standing there trying to be less boring than Graham Kelly, pulls our game out of the hat. “What a great game for a neutral”. Bollocks you twat.
Att: 814
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Dack 6, 8]
WELLING UNITED - 3 [Hanlon 4, Bailey 38, Dennis 75]
Match Reporter: Chalmers
What a crap cup draw. I can imagine it now. Barry Davies standing there trying to be less boring than Graham Kelly, pulls our game out of the hat. “What a great game for a neutral”. Bollocks you twat.
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