Er, John??

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 390

SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 31. Boothe 58]
GRAYS ATHLETIC – 3  [Douglas 40. McCloud 55. Abraham 76] 

Uh oh. We might be in trouble here. Big trouble.

Another Harrow-ing Experience

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 180

HARROW BOROUGH – 2  [Flukey 31. Valenti 55]
SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Bolt 42]

Bollocks, crap, shite, wank, pants, toilet, cack.

All words that could (and knowing me, probably will be.....) used to describe yet another miserable result in a season of generally miserable results for the U’s.

Well, Wasn't That Exciting?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 526

SLOUGH TOWN – 4  [Marshall 21.37. Cross 22. Hall 85]
SUTTON UNITED– 4  [Ekoku 12. Bolt p54. Whitmarsh 58.83]

After returning to our less than impressive form on Tuesday and giving Enfield a bloody 3 goal start, we headed to Slough looking to try and lift ourselves again and setup a decent run in for the remainder of the season.

Normal Service Resumed

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 446

SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 50. Ekoku 60]
ENFIELD – 3     Allen (18)(28) Chandler (30)

Well that's just sodding marvellous. I faithfully stand and watch about 3 months of complete bollocks, then pop off to my beloved’s for a SINGLE weekend to celebrate her birthday and what do they do?? They win bloody 7-1.

There’s Only One Gus Hurdle!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 509

SUTTON UNITED - 7  [Boothe 23. Whitmarsh 25. Haworth 35.75. Bolt 60.66.86]
DULWICH – 1  [Sears 31]

Match Reporter: Chalmers

I left Bob & Chalmers to scrap it out amongst themselves for the ‘honour’ of doing this one as I was away in not-so-sunny Cleethorpes for the missus birthday and was freezing my bollocks off watching Grimsby - Barnsley as this somewhat unexpected rout typically unfolded without me present. It appears Mr Chalmers drew the short straw, albeit initially...