Blobby, Donald, Your Boys Took A Hell Of A Beating!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att:

SUTTON UNITED - 2  [Haworth 63. Bolt 87]
MAIDENHEAD UNITED - 0     

Sutton made it 3 wins on the trot yesterday with a 2-0 win over struggling Maidenhead. Yes, you read that right. Three wins. In a row.

Nurse! The Screens…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 385

SUTTON UNITED - 4  [McCormack 25. Palmer 50. Baker 55. Boothe 77]
ST ALBANS CITY - 2  [Andrews 30. Pratt 66]

Bloody hell. Not only does this win at home gives us two consecutive victories for the first time in donkeys, it gives us our second ‘double’ of the season. I think I need a lie down...

Naughty Hand Signals Can Get You Sent Off

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 306

CHESHAM UNITED - 0     
SUTTON UNITED - 3  [Haworth 50. Whitmarsh 60. Gray 90]

Bob and I headed into the picturesque Chess Valley for the U’s penultimate away game against Chesham. Not exactly brimming with confidence after the quite quite horrendous abortion that passed for a ‘performance’ on Tuesday night.

Baked Goods

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 389

SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Boothe 65]
BILLERICAY TOWN - 4  [Baker 13.36. OG 44. Gentle 47]

With our somewhat arse form since the turn of the year, we’d always had this one down as a big opportunity for the boys from Essex to give us a good hiding in return for the one we dished out back in October. A stonking win that now seems sooooo long ago.

We Love Paul Whitmarsh we do

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 902

SUTTON UNITED - 3  [Whitmarsh 15.54. Harlow 44]
BOBBINS - 1  [Fowler p31]

Wahey!!!  The U’s finally decide to win a match in 2001 with yours truly present. And what a game to win, once again cementing our place as the number 1 team in the borough by sending the Scummers packing back to Coldsore Avenue with another nail in their relegation coffin courtesy of  a 3-1 beating.

Never Trust An Essex Cabbie

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 310

HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS - 2  [Lee 25. Warwick 84]
SUTTON UNITED - 2  [Bolt 40. Haworth 89]

Bloody hell. What a day. Many more like this and I’m going to have to check into the ‘Priory’ (No, not Zoe Ball’s C4 proggie) for stress treatment, like what that nice Mr Collymore had.

Unbeaten In Two!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 659

SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Whitmarsh 78]
ALDERSHOT TOWN - 1  [Protheroe 58]

Despite our improved performance and scrambled point on Saturday, I have to say I didn't reckon we’d get too much out of this one.

Matty Prevents Another ‘Gray’ Day

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 466

SUTTON UNITED - 3  [Bolt 3. Honey 48. Gray 90]
HARROW BOROUGH - 3  [Howell 7. Woodruffe 37. Gavin 85]

Well, it’s sort of a start I suppose.

A Tram To The End Of The Line

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 204

CROYDON - 2  [McFarland 20. Carthy 72]
SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Boothe 78]

End of the line. All out. Well, maybe just you two. Yeah, you in the dugout.

A 'Fleeting Glance Downwards

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 189

PURFLEET - 2  [McFarland 20. Carthy 72]
SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Boothe 78] 

Match Reporter: Bob

Yes you’ve guessed it, another game and another defeat and there is no nice way to say this but we were shite.