The Borough Boxing Day Massacre

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 1213

SUTTON UNITED - 6  [Nurse 9. Gray 27. Fowler 60.73.84. Honey 80]
CARSHALTON ATH - 0  [Nada. Nothing. Zero. Fuck all]

(With thanks to Cathy for lending me her pen. Without which, this report probably wouldn’t have been possible!)

Oh lord. Oh sweet fucking lord. Now that's what I call a Christmas Present!

Express Train Near Death Experience

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 277

BOGNOR REGIS TOWN - 0  
SUTTON UNITED - 2     [Bailey 22. Nurse 75]

When the fixtures came out in July, probably the first match date we looked for, even ahead of the derby against the Scummers, was the away trip to Bognor.

Foggy Farnham Frashing

SURREY SENIOR CUP 2nd ROUND
Att: 167

SUTTON UNITED - 5   [Nurse 24. Fowler 26. Honey 45. Gray 47. Gonsalves 65]
FARNHAM TOWN - 0

Tonights’s SSC tie with Farnham was always expected to be a bit of a cruise with the oppo currently lying near the foot of the Combined Counties League. A league with sides that our friends in Wombleville have been putting 5 or 6 past pretty regularly this season.

Wrong Turn

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 259

HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS - 2   [Robinson 18. Cousins 82]
SUTTON UNITED - 2     [Bailey 45p. Nurse 68]

Yep, it’s that time of year again. Away to Heybridge. Not exactly the first fixture we look for every summer when the list comes out. But, with our recent upturn in form, we’re feeling fairly confident of getting a result.