Another Take Off Aborted

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att : 540

FARNBOROUGH TOWN - 2   [Sestanovich 61. Charles 78]
SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Douglas 59]

It’s Saturday blah blah blah, league game, yadda yadda yadda, one win in 16, rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb, playing shit, blah blah blah......you know the drill.

Yep, False Dawn!

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att : 502

SUTTON UNITED - 0
YEADING - 0

And so it drags on.  Yet another Saturday, yet another depressing waste of 90 minutes.

Corner Turned, Or Another False Dawn?

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att : 536

SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Fear 27]
HAVANT & WATERLOOVILLE - 1  [Baptiste 5]

Another Saturday, another game. It's well known that if your manager is fortunate enough to pick up the manager of the month award in your division, he's usually also fortunate enough to fail to win a game in the following month.

The Definition Of Offside

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att : 322

MAIDENHEAD UNITED - 2   [Hughes 6. Whiteman 56]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

Happy new year my arse. 2006 began in much the same vein as 2005 on Saturday with yet another miserable performance from the U's. And against another relegation threatened side.

44 Years And Counting

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att : 950

SUTTON UNITED - 1   [OG 43]
BOBBINS - 1   [Nwanze 16]

Before we start, I'd just like to wish all our readers a Happy New Year. And this is despite the fact that not one of you miserable fuckers out there sent us a card for Gandermonium's 8th birthday recently, let alone get us a cake, buy us a drink or even hold a lavish surprise party.