Monday, 27 August 2001

Could Be Worse...

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 627

BILLERICAY TOWN - 2  [Opara 44. Moore 76]
SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Haworth 89]

Engaged in a pre-season conversation with a supporter of another fine Ryman Premier division team, I was asked the obvious question “How d’you reckon the U’s will do this year?”.

Saturday, 25 August 2001

Learning Portugese...

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 532

SUTTON UNITED - 0
CHESHAM UNITED - 1  [Andrews 48]

Well this is getting really boring. Boring writing the same stuff week in week out after another poor performance from a Sutton side we honestly expect just a little bit better from. To be perfectly honest, I’m running out of ways to write “We were bollocks again”. Maybe I could learn a foreign language??

Tuesday, 21 August 2001

The Point Is...

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 483

SUTTON UNITED - 2  [Mison 65. Fowler 77]
BOREHAM WOOD - 2  [Meah 20. Dixon 45]

Ah, the first home game of the season. An expectant crowd looking for a good first perfomance to ge the season really under way. A cup of tea and a sausage roll from Rose’s tea hut and a chance to get stuck into the officials for being shite as normal.

Saturday, 18 August 2001

Bullet to the Brain(tree)

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 390

BRAINTREE TOWN - 3  [Gutzmore 19.68. Simpson 49]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

Cheers lads. No, really. Having experienced one of the most appalling runs of form by a Sutton side last season, we thought this year might be a bit different.

Saturday, 11 August 2001

Locked Out

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY
Att: N/A

SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Akuamouah]
HAYES - 2  [Couple of blokes]

Played @ Merland Rise, Banstead

Sutton rounded off their pre-season program with a disappointing defeat against Conference side Hayes in the unfamiliar surroundings of Banstead’s Merland Rise ground today.

Monday, 6 August 2001

A Blue Day

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY
Att: N/A

SUTTON UNITED - 1  [Palmer]
CHELSEA XI - 2  [Cole. Alexidze]

Don’t you just bloody hate that?? Just as you’re halfway through trying to write up an entertaining (for a friendly anyway!) match report and Mr Gates finest piece of Word Processing software goes tits up and loses the fucking lot. Bastard.