Wheretoisthat?

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 1080

NEWPORT COUNTY - 2 [Coates 18. Moralee 22.]
SUTTON UNITED - 4 [Martin 8. Fear 42. Gonsalves 45. Watkins 46.]

After the promising performance saturday against Hornchurch, fears of getting a spanking here, as predicted by most of us in the ‘predict the score and win points’ game (copyright: Nick the Greek) on the forum were starting to recede. Some of us even so brave as to start believing a draw was possible.

Urchins On Top

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 553

SUTTON UNITED - 1    [Martin 14.]
HORNCHURCH - 2    [Jackson 4. Elam 59.]

Four games, no wins and some rather poor footy has hardly marked down the start of the 2004-2005 season as one that will live long in the memory.

Have We Started Yet?

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 474

SUTTON UNITED - 0
EASTBOURNE BOROUGH - 0

So, are we having fun yet? Are we bollocks. Tonight we receive the visit of the only side in the Nationwide South yet to get a point on the board. Eastbourne Borough. But don’t you worry retired seaside people, the way we’re playing we’ll have that sorted right out for you in a jiffy.

How Times Change!

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 433

BASINGSTOKE TOWN - 1    [Whiddett 44.]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

It seems so long ago that we were last here at the Camrose, handing out that last day rogering to finish runners up. All the way down in the car it was being referred to as ‘last year’, yet it was only 4 months ago!

Who Said Magpies Were Unlucky?

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 301

MAIDENHEAD UNITED - 2    [O’Connor 19.p89.]
SUTTON UNITED - 2    [Corbett 53. Honey 69.]

With the disappointing second half on Saturday condemning us to an opening day defeat, the crew headed to Maidenhead hoping for better things.

Saints & Sinners

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 575

SUTTON UNITED - 1    [Fear 85.]
ST ALBANS CITY - 2    [Clarke 52.78.]

What? It’s here already?? Oh bugger, it can’t be! We’re not ready yet! Tell them to come back next week.

What? We can’t? Oh arse. S’pose we’d better get it over with then....

Hot Hot Hot!

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY 
Att: N/A

LEATHERHEAD  - 1   [Tavares 73.]
SUTTON UNITED - 2    [Vansittart 10. Martin 55.]

We played Leatherhead at a similar point last summer and it was hot. Fucking hot.
This year?

Hot. Fucking hot.

Let's Play 'Who The Fuck Is That?' Again!

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY 
Att: N/A

DULWICH HAMLET  - 1 [Coleman 90.]
SUTTON UNITED - 1    [Gray 17.]

After the trip to Bansted, our pre-season took a turn for the worse with the cancellation of the game at Staines, then with the apparent ‘double booking’ of the Tuesday game here at Dulwich.

One question. How do you double book a pre-season friendly exactly? It's not like you're awash with fixtures with which to get confused...