Saturday, 29 March 2003

Net Curtains

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 567

SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Watson 19]
BASINGSTOKE TOWN - 1   [Ewin 76]

After last weeks disappointing defeat, we faced another top 5 side, in the shape of Basingstoke, hoping to keep alive our own chances of a top 5, maybe even (fingers crossed!) a top 3 finish??

Saturday, 22 March 2003

CAMRA Carnage

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 466

ST ALBANS CITY - 2  [Brown 47.84]
SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Palmer 19]

On a list of foolish things to do, having a beer festival in the city of St Albans when we’re in town is pretty much near the top to be honest.

Tuesday, 18 March 2003

Liberia's National Defecit

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 401

SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Bolt 68p]
PURFLEET - 1   [Akurang 21p]

The trip to Purfleet back in mid-September and the subsequent brilliant 2-0 win was probably where most of us actually realised “Hang on a mo! We could actually have a good season here!!”. Since then a lot has happened and I think some of us still haven’t quite come to grips to with just how good a year we’ve really had.

Saturday, 15 March 2003

It's That Man Again!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 533

SUTTON UNITED - 2   [Watson 49. Bolt 86]
ENFIELD - 1   [Blokie 81]

Games against Enfield are always a pain. None more so in recent years with their sad decline seeing them now a regular feature towards the bottom of the Ryman Premier.

Wednesday, 12 March 2003

Modern Art Is Wank

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 273

SUTTON UNITED - 2   [Hodges 33. Watson 51]
GRAYS ATHLETIC - 0

The U’s finally got to exorcise the ghost of the last meeting between the two sides from the tail end of last season. Where an erratic U’s side battled to a 2-0 lead over a side that had scored 7 in a league cup visit earlier in the year, only to capitulate in amazing fashion and allow the visitors to snatch 2 goals in the final minute and a point.

Sunday, 9 March 2003

Bolt To The Rescue. Again

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 273

HENDON - 0
SUTTON UNITED - 2   [Fowler 47. Bolt 70]

Match Reporter: Gareth

Now the style of writing for this report may not be quite the same as you have become so accustomed to over the years as our regular intrepid reporter, Taz, chose not to venture to the delights of Hendon, preferring instead to attempt to get into some Austrian knickers (Cheers mate, makes me sound like I was trying on Lederhosen or something! - Taz), so the last week has involved much debate over who should do this report.

Tuesday, 4 March 2003

What Eight Grand Buys You...

SURREY SENIOR CUP 5TH ROUND
Att: 432

SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Fowler 29. Bolt 40]
BOBBINS - 0

The U’s recovered from their awful performance on Saturday and as required, got the job done against our old muckers from Coldsore Avenue, managed by our number 1 favouritest human being and saddest fattest greyest old man of them all, Mr Graham Roberts.

Saturday, 1 March 2003

Stop Start

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 365

BISHOPS STORTFORD - 1   [Renner 67]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

The U’s returned to action after a 2 week break, forced upon us when our 2 scheduled opponents selfishly decided to play cup matches rather than face us. The big wusses.