Tuesday, 29 April 2003

Next Please!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 212

CHESHAM UNITED -  2   [Douglas 5. Fewings 86]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

The problem with being so generous and giving away lavish gifts is that every Boreham, Chesham & Heybridge you meet expects the same treatment. They all want those points we’re handing out left right and centre. And let's face it, who are we to disappoint?

Saturday, 26 April 2003

Get Your 3 Points Here...

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 190

BOREHAM WOOD - 3   [Findlay 19.60. Dixon 29]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

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Monday, 21 April 2003

Let's All Have A Party...

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 2002

SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Bailey 61]
ALDERSHOT TOWN - 1  [D’Sane 60]

Today was something of a long one. Up at 3am to catch my flight back from Austria, I managed to stagger home in time to snag a couple of hours kip prior to heading for the pub and the vitally important couple of bank holiday Monday pre-match drinks.

Saturday, 19 April 2003

A Pot Of Honey

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 257

MAIDENHEAD UNITED - 4   [Dunno! Sorry!]
SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Watson 46]

Match Reporter: Chalmers

After playing out a hard fought draw on Tuesday and earning a slightly fortunate, but deserved point we return the fixture and head over to York Road, and if we fancy it, visit a couple of pubs also.

I know. Us? Pubs? With our reputation?

Tuesday, 15 April 2003

Oggy Oggy Oggy

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 446

SUTTON UNITED - 2   [OG 59.88]
MAIDENHEAD UNITED - 2   [O’Connor 40. Allen 65]

Having fallen foul of the stunning footballing wizardry* of Canvey on saturday, it was the visit of Maidenhead that gave us a chance to renew our chase for third spot.

*- This statement may or may not be entirely true.....

Saturday, 12 April 2003

If You're Name's Not Down...

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 643

SUTTON UNITED - 0
CANVEY ISLAND - 2  [Chenery 68. Gregory 82]

You're not getting in! Yep, like a spotty 16 year old with dodgy ID and black socks over their white trainers trying to get into ‘Legends’ on a Saturday night, our attempt to mildly crash the Ryman Premier title shindig failed the big test, with a disappointing 2-0 if not entirely surprising home defeat to 2nd place Canvey Island.

Tuesday, 8 April 2003

Hanlan Hits 50!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 393

SUTTON UNITED - 2   [Hanlan 43.65]
HAYES - 1  [OG 51]

No, we don’t mean his bloody age! He's not that old. Although it does seem like it. We’re talking about his goal tally in a U’s shirt, you silly.

Saturday, 5 April 2003

Put The Brakes On...

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 140

FORD UNITED - 3   [Poole 22p.30. Fiddes 45]
SUTTON UNITED - 4   [Bolt 43. Bailey 45.46. Gray 54]

Another Saturday, another Ryman Premier Division adventure.

Tuesday, 1 April 2003

Dulwich Dumped

SURREY SENIOR CUP SEMI-FINAL
Att: 226

DULWICH HAMLET - 1 [Coleman 81p]
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Bailey 15. Bolt 38p]

The U’s gave us something to look forwards to at the end of this (so far!) reasonable season by disposing of Dulwich to reach another Surrey Cup final.