Tis The Season To Be Jolly

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 216

BOREHAM WOOD - 1  [Dixon 39]
SUTTON UNITED - 2  [Akuamouah 23. OG 57]

Merry Xmas and all that nice seasonal stuff. Sorry it’s a bit late, but some twat decided that a 12pm Kick Off on Boxing Day was a good idea.

An Early Xmas Present

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 551

SUTTON UNITED - 3  [Akuamouah 1. Palmer 47. Haworth 49]
BRAINTREE TOWN - 1  [Simpson 88]

After our less than impressive opeing day display at Braintree’s place, we were eager for our lads to restore a bit of pride by giving ‘em a fucking good hiding. “Nah, no chance” we said.

Less Than Fifty

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 2nd ROUND
Att: 46

THAME UNITED - 1 [Too Foggy to see! 66]
SUTTON UNITED - 3 [Gray 18. Mison 82. Haworth 89]

Picture the scene. The year is 2069 and 95 year old Dan Taylor, trillionaire playboy, shagger of supermodels and El Presidente numero uno owner/manager of 5 time AdidasJiffyCondomsNike Global Ultra Tool Total Mega League Champions, Sutton United is being interviewed on Sky Sports.
“So Dan, at what point during your time following Sutton did you finally realise you were a stupid sad bastard?”

Xmas Shopping

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 591

SUTTON UNITED - 2  [Boothe 10. Akuamouah 73]
BEDFORD TOWN - 2  [Jackman 3. Slinn 38]

Why do I do it? Why oh why oh why??