Trams Derailed

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 584

SUTTON UNITED - 2  [Haworth 6. Bolt p43]
CROYDON - 1  [McDonnel 67]

Last time we met Croydon was last season in the Surrey Senior Cup at their place. With the U’s at probably their lowest ebb, the ‘Trams’ recorded a 2-0 win on their way to the final. Then they gave us Darren Broderick. The sick bastards.

What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?

FA CUP 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND
Att: 892

BATH CITY - 3  [Bloke 3.) Holloway 47. Geezer 90]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

Well, after disposing of the mighty Littlehampton in the previous round we were ever so slightly ‘chuffed’ to get DML premier side Bath City in the next round. That’ll be us out then.

Sutton In Performance Enhancing Drugs Shocker

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 566

BILLERICAY TOWN – 0     
SUTTON UNITED - 5 [Boothe 7. Thompson 17.51. Harlow 26. Bolt 86]

Yep, drugs. That’s got to be it! It’s the only reasonable explanation for the storming performance that brought about Billericay's first home defeat of the season.

Much Piddling In The Marsh

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 420

DULWICH HAMLET - 2  [Perkins 53.90]
SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Panter 75]

Match Reporter: Bob

Change of reporter this week!! (What? Again??) With me visiting the missus at Uni in Stoke and Chalmers stuck at work with the early kick off stopping him attending, match report duties were handed over to Bob. He duly accepted his responsibility and got on with the job (after numerous threats of varying degrees of violence).