CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att : 950
SUTTON UNITED - 1 [OG 43]
BOBBINS - 1 [Nwanze 16]
Before we start, I'd just like to wish all our readers a Happy New Year. And this is despite the fact that not one of you miserable fuckers out there sent us a card for Gandermonium's 8th birthday recently, let alone get us a cake, buy us a drink or even hold a lavish surprise party.
Showing posts with label Carshalton Athletic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Carshalton Athletic. Show all posts
Monday, 2 January 2006
Tuesday, 27 December 2005
Are Those All The Lights You’ve Got?
CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att : 1053
BOBBINS - 0
SUTTON UNITED - 0
My doesn’t time fly. It only seems like a couple of weeks ago the season got underway and yet here we are, at Xmas already, with virtually half the games played. And Xmas means only one thing.
No no, not turkey. Or that fat bloke with a beard in a red suit. It’s derby time!
Att : 1053
BOBBINS - 0
SUTTON UNITED - 0
My doesn’t time fly. It only seems like a couple of weeks ago the season got underway and yet here we are, at Xmas already, with virtually half the games played. And Xmas means only one thing.
No no, not turkey. Or that fat bloke with a beard in a red suit. It’s derby time!
Saturday, 1 January 2005
Nigel Brake, With The Ball, From The Halfway Line
CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 1044
SUTTON UNITED - 4 [Vansittart 32. Scarborough 72. Akuamouah 80. Brake 86.]
BOBBINS - 1 [OG 1.]
With the Borough's Xmas bragging rights all sewn up after Boxing Days 2-1 win at Coldsore to go with that League Cup win at GGL a month ago, the U’s welcome our rivals for the second meeting in under 7 days. A derby grand slam once again within their grasp.
Att: 1044
SUTTON UNITED - 4 [Vansittart 32. Scarborough 72. Akuamouah 80. Brake 86.]
BOBBINS - 1 [OG 1.]
With the Borough's Xmas bragging rights all sewn up after Boxing Days 2-1 win at Coldsore to go with that League Cup win at GGL a month ago, the U’s welcome our rivals for the second meeting in under 7 days. A derby grand slam once again within their grasp.
Monday, 27 December 2004
Same Shit, Different Xmas
CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 1071
BOBBINS - 1 [Elliot 37.]
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Watkins 73. Gray p75]
For most people, Christmas is all about eating turkey, giving gifts and getting pissed a lot. For us, it means a local derby and a chance to inflict some misery on our dear neighbours from Carshalton. Oh and of course, we’ve been known to partake in the getting pissed bit on occasion.
Att: 1071
BOBBINS - 1 [Elliot 37.]
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Watkins 73. Gray p75]
For most people, Christmas is all about eating turkey, giving gifts and getting pissed a lot. For us, it means a local derby and a chance to inflict some misery on our dear neighbours from Carshalton. Oh and of course, we’ve been known to partake in the getting pissed bit on occasion.
Monday, 1 November 2004
What's A Carthium?
CONFERENCE LEAGUE CUP 1st ROUND
Att: 259
SUTTON UNITED - 3 [Boosey 1. Vansittart 28. Gray p90.]
CARSHALTON ATHLETIC - 2 [Saunders 18. Hartburn 71.]
Now, as you probably realise, the highlight of our season is getting to remind that lot down the road just who’s boss in this here Borough. This year, it’s back to the good ol’ days. 2 quickfire derbies over Xmas & New Year with none of this modern rubbish about playing months apart.
Att: 259
SUTTON UNITED - 3 [Boosey 1. Vansittart 28. Gray p90.]
CARSHALTON ATHLETIC - 2 [Saunders 18. Hartburn 71.]
Now, as you probably realise, the highlight of our season is getting to remind that lot down the road just who’s boss in this here Borough. This year, it’s back to the good ol’ days. 2 quickfire derbies over Xmas & New Year with none of this modern rubbish about playing months apart.
Monday, 12 April 2004
Boozy & Boosey!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 1007
BOBBINS - 2 [Stone 7. OG 9]
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Bailey 25. Boosey 74]
Having got some good practice in sweeping aside poor opposition when turning over K’s on the Saturday, we were looking forward to doling out a bit more of some Xmas style arse-kicking on our ever cheery neighbours from Colston Avenue.
Att: 1007
BOBBINS - 2 [Stone 7. OG 9]
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Bailey 25. Boosey 74]
Having got some good practice in sweeping aside poor opposition when turning over K’s on the Saturday, we were looking forward to doling out a bit more of some Xmas style arse-kicking on our ever cheery neighbours from Colston Avenue.
Tuesday, 27 January 2004
Is That It?
SURREY SENIOR CUP 3rd ROUND
Att: 405
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Nurse 39. Boosey 59]
BOBBINS - 0
Run! Run for your lives! The Bobbins are coming and they’re madder than hell!
Er, sort of....
Att: 405
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Nurse 39. Boosey 59]
BOBBINS - 0
Run! Run for your lives! The Bobbins are coming and they’re madder than hell!
Er, sort of....
Saturday, 27 December 2003
The Borough Boxing Day Massacre
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 1213
SUTTON UNITED - 6 [Nurse 9. Gray 27. Fowler 60.73.84. Honey 80]
CARSHALTON ATH - 0 [Nada. Nothing. Zero. Fuck all]
(With thanks to Cathy for lending me her pen. Without which, this report probably wouldn’t have been possible!)
Oh lord. Oh sweet fucking lord. Now that's what I call a Christmas Present!
Att: 1213
SUTTON UNITED - 6 [Nurse 9. Gray 27. Fowler 60.73.84. Honey 80]
CARSHALTON ATH - 0 [Nada. Nothing. Zero. Fuck all]
(With thanks to Cathy for lending me her pen. Without which, this report probably wouldn’t have been possible!)
Oh lord. Oh sweet fucking lord. Now that's what I call a Christmas Present!
Tuesday, 4 March 2003
What Eight Grand Buys You...
SURREY SENIOR CUP 5TH ROUND
Att: 432
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Fowler 29. Bolt 40]
BOBBINS - 0
The U’s recovered from their awful performance on Saturday and as required, got the job done against our old muckers from Coldsore Avenue, managed by our number 1 favouritest human being and saddest fattest greyest old man of them all, Mr Graham Roberts.
Att: 432
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Fowler 29. Bolt 40]
BOBBINS - 0
The U’s recovered from their awful performance on Saturday and as required, got the job done against our old muckers from Coldsore Avenue, managed by our number 1 favouritest human being and saddest fattest greyest old man of them all, Mr Graham Roberts.
Wednesday, 7 August 2002
Well Done, You Won One...
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY
Att: N/A
BOBBINS - 3 [Webb 50.60. Williams 61]
SUTTON UNITED - 1 [Hanlan 45]
So to our penultimate fixture of what has proved to be a slightly....ahem!......’disappointing’ pre-season program. A meeting with the seemingly revitalised scummy tossers from up the road.
Att: N/A
BOBBINS - 3 [Webb 50.60. Williams 61]
SUTTON UNITED - 1 [Hanlan 45]
So to our penultimate fixture of what has proved to be a slightly....ahem!......’disappointing’ pre-season program. A meeting with the seemingly revitalised scummy tossers from up the road.
Monday, 16 April 2001
We Love Paul Whitmarsh we do
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 902
SUTTON UNITED - 3 [Whitmarsh 15.54. Harlow 44]
BOBBINS - 1 [Fowler p31]
Wahey!!! The U’s finally decide to win a match in 2001 with yours truly present. And what a game to win, once again cementing our place as the number 1 team in the borough by sending the Scummers packing back to Coldsore Avenue with another nail in their relegation coffin courtesy of a 3-1 beating.
Att: 902
SUTTON UNITED - 3 [Whitmarsh 15.54. Harlow 44]
BOBBINS - 1 [Fowler p31]
Wahey!!! The U’s finally decide to win a match in 2001 with yours truly present. And what a game to win, once again cementing our place as the number 1 team in the borough by sending the Scummers packing back to Coldsore Avenue with another nail in their relegation coffin courtesy of a 3-1 beating.
Tuesday, 26 December 2000
Merry Christmas. Just About!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 1064
BOBBINS – 0
SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Thompson 30]
Well, here it is. The big one. The game that muggins here always seems to have to travel approx 200 miles to witness, only to usually see an pretty crap game of ‘football’.
Att: 1064
BOBBINS – 0
SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Thompson 30]
Well, here it is. The big one. The game that muggins here always seems to have to travel approx 200 miles to witness, only to usually see an pretty crap game of ‘football’.
Monday, 3 May 1999
Can You Hear a Robin Sing?
SURREY SENIOR CUP FINAL
Sutton United - 3 [Akrour 25, Harlow 44, S.Watson 80]
Carshalton - 0
Played @ Metropolitan Police FC
The answer to the title is of course a resounding 'No', just in case you were wondering. You weren't? Oh ok then. So, Sutton swept to their 3rd Surrey Senior Cup Final victory over their local rivals with consummate ease at Imber Court, encountering minor resistance from the the Bobbins who had only escaped the drop into Division 1 by the narrowest of possible margins last week.
Sutton United - 3 [Akrour 25, Harlow 44, S.Watson 80]
Carshalton - 0
Played @ Metropolitan Police FC
The answer to the title is of course a resounding 'No', just in case you were wondering. You weren't? Oh ok then. So, Sutton swept to their 3rd Surrey Senior Cup Final victory over their local rivals with consummate ease at Imber Court, encountering minor resistance from the the Bobbins who had only escaped the drop into Division 1 by the narrowest of possible margins last week.
Monday, 5 April 1999
Revenge Is Oh So Sweet
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 1800
Sutton United - 3 [Winston 21, Harford 47, Akrour 67]
BOBBINS!! - 0
GET IN THERE!! Cop that you scummy common garden birdie filth.
Att: 1800
Sutton United - 3 [Winston 21, Harford 47, Akrour 67]
BOBBINS!! - 0
GET IN THERE!! Cop that you scummy common garden birdie filth.
Tuesday, 29 December 1998
Festive Fluster...
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 1200
Att: 1200
Carshalton Athletic - 1 [Battams 40]
Sutton United - 0God, I swear if I ever see another game of ‘football’ as bad as this, I think I’ll take up golf or something (I use the phrase football, but my solicitors are currently looking into this with regard to a violation of the Trades Description Act).
Tuesday, 2 May 1995
You Thought You Had Won...
SURREY SENIOR CUP FINAL
Att:
Sutton United - 3 [Watson 89.93. Feltham 91]
Carshalton Athletic - 1 [Dack 78]
Played @ Woking FC
I and most U’s fans probably remember this as the greatest of all the times we’ve captured the county cup, certainly since the early 80’s. The second time in three seasons the two sides from the London Borough of Sutton had contested the final and like the first in ‘93 the cup would be heading back to GGL, but this time in the most dramatic of circumstances.
Att:
Sutton United - 3 [Watson 89.93. Feltham 91]
Carshalton Athletic - 1 [Dack 78]
Played @ Woking FC
I and most U’s fans probably remember this as the greatest of all the times we’ve captured the county cup, certainly since the early 80’s. The second time in three seasons the two sides from the London Borough of Sutton had contested the final and like the first in ‘93 the cup would be heading back to GGL, but this time in the most dramatic of circumstances.
Monday, 3 May 1993
It's Not Wembley, But It'll Do...
SURREY SENIOR CUP FINAL
Att:
CARSHALTON ATHLETIC - 1 [Bowyer 88]
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Golley 36. Thomas 68]
Played @ Gander Green Lane, Sutton.
This was the first time the borough’s 2 teams had contested the Surrey Cup Final and it completed a fairly good season for both sides. The Robins, under the wily Billy Smith had just finished one of their best ever campaigns having finished well in the top 5 and were fielding arguably the strongest side assembled in their history. Meanwhile the U’s had come within 90 minutes of an FA Trophy Final appearance at Wembley having lost 6-3 on aggregate to the all conquering Wycombe. This was made all the more disappointing by the fact they’d won 3-2 at the Conference table toppers before crashing 4-0 at GGL.
Att:
CARSHALTON ATHLETIC - 1 [Bowyer 88]
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Golley 36. Thomas 68]
Played @ Gander Green Lane, Sutton.
This was the first time the borough’s 2 teams had contested the Surrey Cup Final and it completed a fairly good season for both sides. The Robins, under the wily Billy Smith had just finished one of their best ever campaigns having finished well in the top 5 and were fielding arguably the strongest side assembled in their history. Meanwhile the U’s had come within 90 minutes of an FA Trophy Final appearance at Wembley having lost 6-3 on aggregate to the all conquering Wycombe. This was made all the more disappointing by the fact they’d won 3-2 at the Conference table toppers before crashing 4-0 at GGL.
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