Iron Supplement Woes

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 494

BRAINTREE TOWN - 1   [Bloke p49]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

Right, With last weeks almost abject surrender and the realisation that our Conference South place is now all but lost, you can imagine an already tired and dejected support finding it hard to lift itself for fixtures such as this.

It'll Make Your Brain(tree) Hurt

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 457

SUTTON UNITED - 0
BRAINTREE TOWN - 3    [Sullivan 10. OG 58. Archer 90]

God this is getting boring.

It's bad enough having to watch our lot at the moment, but then having to write up a match report afterwards is just downright masochistic. Like going to the dentist for root canal work, then pulling out a couple more teeth with some pliers when you get home.

Braintree Boredom

CONFERENCE SOUTH
Att: 485

SUTTON UNITED - 0
BRAINTREE TOWN - 0

Having fought back from 2 down at Yeading on tuesday, it seems as if the lads have finally got a little bit of confidence flowing back through their veins. 6-7 months ago, we'd probably have gone on to get done 3 or 4-0 in that situation. So that's something.

It's A Chavesty

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 312

BRAINTREE TOWN - 0
SUTTON UNITED - 3     [Bailey 8. 51p. C.Nurse 63]

The home game with Braintree provided another of those dark moments from earlier in the season, with a 2-1 defeat at GGL. If the chance to avenge that result wasn’t sufficient motivation to take the points, then their recent managerial appointment certainly is.

Bump Of The Midgets

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 411

SUTTON UNITED - 1    [Watson 58]
BRAINTREE TOWN - 2   [Mooney 36. Forrester 75]

Despite saturdays defeat, fortunately the results around us went our way and we only dropped 1 spot to 15th. Otherwise we’d really have been in the shit. Not only in respect to making that Conference cut off, but relegation places wise as well!

Done And Dusted

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 535

SUTTON UNITED - 3   [Watson 3. Bailey 84.87]
BRAINTREE TOWN - 1   [Cobb p51]

Wow. Last league game of the season already? Bloody hell.....

Scrap Iron

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 252

BRAINTREE TOWN - 0
SUTTON UNITED - 1   [Fowler 68]

This weeks report is a first here on Gandermonium. No I won’t be leaving out swearing, or tales of mindless drinking. Nope. Much more earth shattering than that.

An Early Xmas Present

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 551

SUTTON UNITED - 3  [Akuamouah 1. Palmer 47. Haworth 49]
BRAINTREE TOWN - 1  [Simpson 88]

After our less than impressive opeing day display at Braintree’s place, we were eager for our lads to restore a bit of pride by giving ‘em a fucking good hiding. “Nah, no chance” we said.

Bullet to the Brain(tree)

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION
Att: 390

BRAINTREE TOWN - 3  [Gutzmore 19.68. Simpson 49]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

Cheers lads. No, really. Having experienced one of the most appalling runs of form by a Sutton side last season, we thought this year might be a bit different.