Duncestable

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 3rd ROUND
Att: 275

SUTTON UNITED - 2   [Gray 76p. Nurse 86]
DUNSTABLE TOWN - 3    [Christie 6. Spring 20. Hayes 27]

“Don’t Miss It!” is the wonderful slogan dreamed up by the incredibly creative marking people at double glazing firm Bryco to go with their sponsorship of the Isthmian League cup.

Getting Bizzie...

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 2nd ROUND
Att: 168

SUTTON UNITED - 2   [Fowler 17. Bailey 84]
METROPOLITAN POLICE - 0

After Saturdays somewhat ‘interesting’ visit to Northwood, we’re back to the real nitty gritty. The big one. The Bryco Cup! (Don’t miss it!).

Sutton Duck Out...

BRYCO CUP 3rd ROUND
Att: 206

AYLESBURY UNITED - 3 [Manuella 45. Ibe 57. Maskell 70]
SUTTON UNITED - 2 [Watson 6. Bailey 90]

Having finally overcome Chesham in the last round, we ended up back in the same part of the country for this *cough* long awaited league cup 3rd round tie.

Chesham's Matt Finish

BRYCO CUP 2nd ROUND REPLAY
Att: 71

CHESHAM UNITED - 2 [Matata 46. Fontonelle 109]
SUTTON UNITED - 3 [Fowler 55. Corbett 108. Gray 112]

Match Reporter: Bob

After the ‘burgled’ and ‘bungled’ first attempt to play this fixture and with the hierarchy’s gutless decision to do anything about it, the result is another long midweek trip to Chesham to play out this second round of the Bryco cup.

We Wuz Robbed. Literally!

BRYCO CUP 2nd ROUND
Att: N/A

CHESHAM UNITED - 2 [Kandol 35.37]
SUTTON UNITED - 0

Match Abandoned @ HT due to Dressing Room Break In!

Just how do you describe this one?

Unlucky Seven

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 3rd ROUND
Att: 203

SUTTON UNITED - 1 [Haworth 41]
GRAYS ATHLETIC - 7 [Thomas 18.58.63. Cooper 47.51. Fletcher 57. Morgan 76]

Yes, yes, you read it right. 7-1. So with that, I think we can safely say our involvement in this year's Ryman League Cup is probably at an end....

Less Than Fifty

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 2nd ROUND
Att: 46

THAME UNITED - 1 [Too Foggy to see! 66]
SUTTON UNITED - 3 [Gray 18. Mison 82. Haworth 89]

Picture the scene. The year is 2069 and 95 year old Dan Taylor, trillionaire playboy, shagger of supermodels and El Presidente numero uno owner/manager of 5 time AdidasJiffyCondomsNike Global Ultra Tool Total Mega League Champions, Sutton United is being interviewed on Sky Sports.
“So Dan, at what point during your time following Sutton did you finally realise you were a stupid sad bastard?”

The Chumpions League

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 1st ROUND 
Att: 205

SUTTON UNITED - 5 [Haworth 43.119. Palmer 49. Gonsalves 54. Akuamouah 96]
DULWICH HAMLET - 3 [Richards 20. Perkins 53. Allen 78]

AFTER EXTRA TIME

The Ryman League cup. Not exactly the Champions League is it?

Casual? That’s One Word For It...

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 1st ROUND
Att: 166

CORINTHIAN CASUALS - 1  [Watney 70]
SUTTON UNITED – 0

Another word you could use would be "Shite". Most likely preceded by "A complete load of fucking gutless..."

Basingrad Cruise

Isthmian League Cup 3rd Rd
Att : 178

Sutton United - 2  [M.Watson 62],  [S.Watson 75]
Basingstoke Town - 0

Sorry if this report is a bit vague/inaccurate, but I wasn't going to bother writing one, but I changed my mind. A week later! So, er....

Magpies Nick Our Cup

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP QUARTER FINAL
After Extra Time
Att :

Maidenhead United - 5
Sutton United - 4  [Akrour 6], [M.Watson 26], [Harford 75], [Salako 119]

United lost their grip on the Isthmian League Cup on Tuesday night, going out at the Quarter-Finals after Extra Time to 1st Division Maidenhead in right old see-saw, ding dong, topsy turvy 5-4 battle.